Facebook People
Everyone on Facebook is having a better time than you.
“Fuck you - I'm happier than you, and my world is better than your world.”
Thus spoke the Facebook narcissist, busy posting pictures of themselves with the miserable old git they married fifteen years ago. In the pics, the Facebook narcissist and the miserable old git look rapturously happy as they pose at the table in an upmarket restaurant to celebrate 15 years of misery together. Meanwhile, the waiters, tired of taking Facebook pics, secretly spit in their soup. Fuck you, their world is better than yours. Even before the meal is finished, the Facebook narcissist is posting pics on Facebook and Instagram, while the miserable old git looks on with contempt. But it won't be long before they are vacationing, and the miserable old git is already dreading the endless posing that will be demanded. Here we are, having a much better time than you, says the Facebook narcissist, as a picture is posted of the two of them by the pool with their newly served cocktails. The miserable old git hates cocktails, but the Facebook narcissist insists they hold them up like a trophy and feign an expression of shameless ecstasy. Fuck you, their world is better than yours.